you could probably get away with "sausagesucker" but i think thats goes better with your whey of the warrior. besides it lacks that punch that cocksucker has.
ok i probably shouldn't do this, since i'm still "refleshing" it out. but i'm going to give you a peek from behind the GM screen at something i hinted at on the bashcon forums. here's the official blurb.
Qags: Spooky presents: The Fifteen Dead
A mass grave is unearthed during a routine excavation for a new line of condominiums. Fifteen dead, all with blank stares and all clutching a flyer in their right hands for Maristere‘s mystery carnival. Funny thing is, the fifteen have been dead for over two years, but the flyers state that the mystery carnival opens tonight…
The games I currently have on the drawing board for BASHcon next year are:
Shenza and Her Amazon Patrol Subdue the Mudsluts of Mortenda When Terrafirma Secunda is threatened by that Muddy Meance from Beyond the Stars (another Evil Crustacean plot, for sure!), all eyes look to the sky for salvation. Swooping out of the Dark of Night it’s the USS Bloody Vengeance with Space Amazon Capt. Shenza at the controls. She and her lusty minions are here to rescue the hapless citizens and kick some evil anus!
Fratboys versus Woodies, er, I mean Treeple This weekend the eternal party that is Kappa Epsilon Gamma is going to Wakanaka State Forrest. The quiet! The repose! The distance from the campus cops! This promises to be the biggest blowout beerblast of the semester. Or so you thought until you got there and found the empty M-Force van. What could be worse than monster-hunters crashing your kegger?
Qerth: The Torturer’s Apprentice Johnny down at the corner torture shop is one of the best. He can wring the location of a treasure out of a victim faster than you can say “Jeepers, that’s squishy!” Tonight though, his apprentice, Chucky, came knocking at your door. Seems they just learned the location of a secret dungeon, and if you all hop fast you can get there and clean it out before Johnny’s contract adventurers can even be equipped. “It’s a sure thing, guys!” So why does that give you the shudders?
i know that the "fratboys" are usually in great demand. does anyone know if anyone did a fratboys vs. C.H.U.D.Z., or an adventure in which you fight the fratboys instead of playing them? also i'm kicking around the idea of doing a "Fratboys vs. The Wurst" which involves giant sentient hotdogs from outer space.
I've never actually ran a Fratboys game, but from what I recall of Hex Lore... There's been plenty of Fratboys vs. Zombies games, but I don't think anyone's done CHUDs specifically. It seems like I remember someone mentioning a reversed "vs. Fratboys" game, but I don't recall any details. It might have been you, for that matter.
That's an interesting idea, having the PCs fight the fratboys. I can't remember any of us doing that. People generally love playing the fratboys, and that's a big part of the draw, but I'd be curious to see how that would work.
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