The Death Cookie

1. Fratboy of the Week: The Ringleader
(Columns/Archetype of the Week)

... Dumb Fact: Freshman Roommate: Rand McPherson Tag Line: "Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face. But there's ...

2. Fratboy of the Week: The Jock
(Columns/Archetype of the Week)

... machismo and copious application of alcohol. The jock's status on campus is directly related to his athletic ability, with star athletes receiving special treatment from students, faculty, and staff.  ...

3. The Lawman
(Columns/Archetype of the Week)

... Amendment Circumvention, Harass College Students, History, Horseback Riding, Interrogation, Law, Police Brutality, Politics, Profiling, Quick Draw, Research, Self Defense, Social Work, Sports Trivia, Stealth, ...

4. The Mad Scientist
(Columns/Archetype of the Week)

... with day jobs will have co-workers and professorial scientist will have students, but many consider these everyday acquaintances to be nothing more than simple-minded fools. Finally, some mad scientists ...

5. Fort High: Monkey Trouble
(Features/Actual Play Reports)

... in the library. The fact that she's telepathic and can tell that most other students take absolutely no notice of her hasn't done wonders for her self-esteem. As a result, she is much more comfortable ...