The Death Cookie

REVERB GAMERS 2012, #27: If you were an Ent, what kind of Ent would you be? Or, what other NPC creature would you be? Why? (Courtesy of Atlas Games. Visit them at www.atlas-games.com)

I haven't played D&D since the mid-90s, but back then I only remember one kind of Ent. This must be some kind of 3rd or 4th Edition thing. Oh, wait, this is a take-off on the old Barbara Walters "what kind of tree would you be?" thing. Only instead of a tree, it's an Ent, because those are like talking trees in Tolkein. So it's kind of like gaming humor, right? What's next, Atlas, are you going to start quoting Monty Python? I mean, you're the guys who produced Over the Edge, Pandemonium, Unknown Armies, Lunch Money, Spammers, and a lot of other great games. And this is the best you could come up with? I'm not angry, just disappointed.