Sorry about the skipped column last week--I did the National Novel Writing Month thing and was rushing to finish before the deadline. Since I'm still recovering, this week you're getting a table of random monsters (all of which are conveniently described either in the Monster of the Week column or on the Hex Wiki, and which are individually linked for your convenience). Most of these monsters are written for use with M-Force but can easily be used for just about any other game you want to play (except maybe Kevin Bacon).
For the last week, both parties have been telling you about the terrible, terrible things that will happen if the other party wins. In the spirit of our short-term electoral thinking, here are apocalyptic scenarios for your game.