Kind of a slow week on Cinemechanix playtest. I've got the Hobomancer sample game almost finished and will hopefully be posting it next week, but otherwise there's not much going on right now, so I'm going to take a break from the design journal this week and talk about cyberpunk vampires. I've been watching True Blood, because apparently I want to be reminded of every World of Darkness game ever played, so I know why I've got vampires on the brain. Not sure where the cyberpunk part of it came from.
As you probably know, your classic cyberpunk stories usually have different subcultures who add hardware and get genetic modifications as a fashion statement. There's usually a vampire subculture of people who get retractable fangs and dress up like rejects form a Cure video. Those people are posers. If you really want to be cyberpunk vampire, you need to do some internal work so you can actually sustain yourself on blood. Depending on how many liberties the game takes with science, a vamp who's had the right mods may be able to live off of any old blood or might have to drink from well-paid blood dolls whose blood has been enhanced so it's got all the necessary vitamins and minerals and shit. If you want to really sell your vampirism, you can also get some subdermal hologram projectors that make it look like you're on fire when sunlight hits (without causing any actual damage, of course). It may also be possible to tweak cloaking tech to make you not show up in a mirror without actually making you invisible. Tech that emits a subliminal signal of some kind or drugs in your own blood can mimic vampire mind control (though in the latter case it only works if the person you want to hypnotize drinks your blood first).
Since a stake through the heart will take out normal humans, you can condition yourself to hate garlic, and goths are already put off by most religious symbols, you've just got two traditional vampire traits to figure out. Shapeshifting isn't going to happen without allowing for really crazy technology (though retractable bat wings for that Santanico Pandemonium look might be doable), so let's focus on the ability to create progeny. All that requires is some very genre-appropriate exploitation of the less fortunate. Just use daddy's money to dangle some cool mods in the faces of people who can't afford them but want to be part of the vampire crowd. The progeny probably don't get the full vamp package of course, but they get enough to get past the bouncer. The fine print in the agreement also provides for something to keep them in line. The cheap version is just a brain bomb that the sire can set off, but depending on the tech it could as complicated as something that allows the sire to remotely access the progeny's sensory organs and override their brain, basically turning the progeny into a puppet.
When the sires get a little older, most of them probably outgrow wallowing in the unbearable angst of their privileged lives, just like goths in the real world. They reverse and remove all the mods and get day jobs, take over the family business, start their own fashion line, or whatever respectable young elites do in the dystopian future. The progeny, meanwhile, still have their fangs and technological leashes and can be called upon by their now-upright citizen masters whenever they're needed. There are probably some who never outgrow their vampire stage and start their own vampiric conspiracy, secret society, or corporation, complete with Byzantine organizational structures, political intrigue, and terrible accents. If they can stop LARPing long enough, they might evolve into a potential employer or enemy of the PC group.
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Last week I posted Captain Deity, a character from Team Force Alpha 37, which is the first of a series of sample game set-ups we'll be including in the Cinemechanix core rule book. The full sample game is posted in the playtest group if you want to see the rest of the characters and all the other info about Team Force Alpha. I'm really happy that I finally got to do something with these characters because they're an important part of QAGS history that we've never gotten around to using. The Team Force Alpha 37 characters were the PCs in what was (kind of) the first QAGS game ever.
The first "QAGS" game actually happened before Leighton and I had any idea that there was such a thing as QAGS. Have you ever seen the Creator's Universe Card Set? If not, you're missing out. Leighton and I found this little gem at Red Rock, the comic shop where I worked, one day. It's a set of maybe 80 cards featuring various characters from creator-owned worlds. Some of these were actual comic book characters, like Kid Death and Fluffy and a few characters from Sin City. Others were really bad Liefield-esque characters with names like "Nitemaere" and "Weezul" (who was accompanied by rocket-powered ninja squirrels). By the way, all of them were spelled in the most wrong way possible, in the classic Image mold. After looking through a few of the cards, Leighton and I knew what we must do: We had to run a game with these horrible characters, and equally horrible ones of our own.
Thus was born Mega Hyper M Force X7 (we changed the name of the team every time we said it). With characters like A.X.X.E., Captain Deity, Tonguelash (this was before Dark Horse published a comic of the same name; she's now Tongue Twister), Psy-Chick, Hoz, Zippo, the gritty loner Hotpantz, and an alien named Oriface, what could go wrong? Leighton and I set a date for the big game, hung up some signs at Red Rock, told all of our friends, and got ready for hours of wacky fun.
Cut to 7p.m. the following Monday. Leighton and I have made up our cast of characters and are waiting for people to arrive. Then we realize something: We don't have a plot...or a game system. That was okay, though. I'd recently been tossing the idea that would eventually become QAGS around, so we wrote a few vague stats and numbers from 1 to 20 on some sheets of paper (the real character sheets were the drawings Leighton had prepared earlier, after all) and figured we'd wing it from there.
Then, in what would become the first of many five-minute planning sessions, Leighton and I came up with a plot. It was a superhero game, so we figured we'd have the characters fight something. It needed to be lame, and luckily Mr. Connor had just the thing: The HUMORALS! You're probably wondering what the hell a humoral is. Well, you know how the Greeks had four elements, which led to the concept of elementals? There were also four bodily humors. You can guess the rest. Their names were, of course, Bloodbath, Bilestrike, Phlegmstorm, and Melankillia!
So, there we were with everything all ready to go. We were missing only one thing: players. Well, not entirely. A couple of people did show up. They were commonly known as "Hatboy" and "Greaseball" and were not the type of player we really wanted. Leighton and I spent the next hour or so trying to find somebody else to join us--sadly, to no avail. However, Hatboy and Greaseball really wanted to play our "Superhero game" and we were wired to run it, so we bit the bullet and ran for these putzes.
We decided that each of these morons would play two characters, and they would have to decide based entirely on our brief descriptions. They ended up with Captain Deity, Hotpantz, Tonguelash, and I believe A.X.X.E. The other PCs were run alternately by Leighton and me as NPCs.
At first, the "system" we were using required high rolls. Later in the evening, it required low rolls. Later still, Leighton and I threw out any pretense of a system and just made shit up. We enjoyed ourselves immensely. We had millions of cut scenes to things that had nothing to do with the game. We randomly pulled out cards from the Creators Universe set and had those characters make cameos. At some point, we pulled out a character named Morganna and decided that she was really Morgan LeFay. This obviously meant that team's mentor, The Mysterious Dr. M (a really old and senile bald guy) was secretly Merlin, so we introduced this as a subplot. As some of you may know, Leighton and I can communicate vast amounts of information with a simple note. I think the entirety of this subplot was based on the scribble 'Morganna=Morgan L' to which Mr. Connor scribbled 'Revenge Merlin (Dr)' or something equally arcane.
Like I said, it was fun. Dr. M recited grocery list instead of mission briefings; humorals attacked; roket-powered ninja squirrels flew into wood chippers; Captain Deity was thrown through walls, causing buildings to collapse and civilians to die; Oriface tried to eat things (or mate with them, nobody was quite sure). There was only one scary thing: the players never seemed to catch on. They never figured out that the game was a parody of bad Image comics. They played the whole thing as a serious, gritty, superhero adventure. And they never figured out that we had no plot or system, even though it was VERY obvious. After an hour or so the "player characters" became little more than foils in our own epically bad Image comic. Once we started ignoring Hatboy and Greaseball (except for a token "roll your superpower" every now and then), things just got better.
And that was the first game of QAGS ever, even though we didn't know it at the time. While it wasn't the best beginning, it was the first game where we fully embraced the idea of just making things up and telling a fun story without worrying too much about the rules.
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I've spent most of this week working on the first sample game, which is about terrible Image-style 90s super-heroes. It's turned out a long longer than I expected, but that's in part because I went a little overboard with the character backgrounds (at least half of the document is character information). I'm hoping to finish up the last few bits and post it to the playtest group later today. In the meantime, I thought I'd show you what a character for the game might look like. I chose to go with Captain Deity, since his abilities include some good examples of adding custom rules.
High school football star Mike Deity left Nebraska and joined the army right after graduation. After returning from Operation Desert Storm, he was selected as a Special Forces candidate, but before he could complete his training he was recruited into a top secret program called Project Helios. Although he didn’t realize it at the time, his role in the project was that of test subject in an experimental program that sought to create the first “solar powered soldier.” The project was a partial success, giving Deity the ability to store solar energy and channel the sun’s energy, but the human body proved to be a less than stable storage receptacle for so much energy. When Sergeant Deity “went supernova” and exploded with the energy of five atomic bombs, Project Helios was discontinued.
Although Mike’s component atoms were strewn throughout time and space by the explosion, his consciousness ended up on a non-corporeal plane of pure light. Assuming that this was the tunnel of light to Heaven, Deity waited for St. Peter to lead him home, but St. Peter never came. The tedium and isolation of what seemed to be an eternity of waiting caused Mike to lose all hope and come to terms with the realization that existence was a meaningless exercise that led nowhere. When he awoke back on earth some time later, two years had passed. Mike has never satisfactorily determined how or why Dr. M managed to reassemble his body and pull his consciousness back into it, but his return to the world of the living has given him a tiny glimmer of hope that life has meaning.
Role: Brooding Team Leader
Backstory: All-American Soldier
Fatal Flaw: Nihilism: Since his return to the world, Captain Deity has had trouble convincing himself that anything matters. As long as he keeps busy he can avoid thinking too much about the meaninglessness of existence. When he’s faced with a situation that seems overwhelming or unwinnable, however, his natural inclination is to just give up. He gets maudlin when he spends too much time alone with his thoughts.
Power Theme: Solar Battery (can use solar energy to increase strength, resist injury, fly, create light, and shoot solar blasts)
Origin Story: Failed Military Experiment
Costume: Black spandex suit with yellow trim and sunburst chest design
Hooks: Legally Dead, Moody, Unstable Powers
Tag Line: “I’m gonna light you up!”
WWPHITM? Alexander Skarsgard
Trademarks: Solar Blast (2 Dice), Kick In Some Teeth (2 Dice), Feats of Strength (1 Die), Commanding Presence (1 Die)
Hero Factor: 6
Solar Points: 60
Solar Battery: Captain Deity’s body act stores solar energy. He can use this energy to increase his physical power and speed, resist damage, heal himself, and even fly. He can also release deadly blasts of solar energy from any part of his body. Captain Deity’s solar energy reserves are measured in Solar Points. His maximum Solar Point capacity is equal to his Hero Factor times 10. His specific abilities, along with Solar Point costs, are:
- Flight: Captain Deity’s flight ability doesn’t cost Solar Points, but he can add Bonus Dice up to his Hero Factor to any flight roll by spending 5 Solar Points per Die.
- Increased Strength & Speed: Captain Deity gets a Concept Bonus and appropriate Trademark Dice for strength and speed rolls at no cost. He can add additional Bonus Dice to the roll up to his Hero Factor at a cost of 5 Solar Points per die.
- Resist Damage: Captain Deity can resist any or all damage from an attack by spending 1 Solar Point for each point of Stamina loss he wants to avoid.
- Accelerated Healing: Captain Deity can spend Solar Points to recover lost Stamina at the rate of 2 Solar Points per point of Stamina recovery. He can also repair any Wound he has received for 20 Solar Points.
- Solar Blast: A Solar Blast aimed at an individual only costs 1 Solar Point. If Captain Deity wants to use an area effect Solar Blast, he must spend Solar Points equal to the radius of the blast in feet. He can add Bonus Dice (up to his Hero Factor) to either version for 5 Solar Points per Die.
All of Captain Deity’s powers stop working if he drops below 5 Solar Points. Captain Deity recovers lost Solar Points from direct exposure to sunlight. If he’s outside and the day is reasonably clear, he regains a Solar Point every 2 minutes. If he’s indoors but still exposed to the sun’s rays (for example, through a large window) or the day is overcast, he recovers more slowly (as determined by the GM). He doesn’t recover any Solar Points for exposure to artificial light. For every 24 hours that Captain Deity is completely deprived of sunlight, he loses 10 Solar Points.
Unstable Powers: If Captain Deity rolls double 19s on any roll, he releases a massive solar blast centered on himself that uses up all his Solar Points. The radius of the blast is equal to the number of Solar Points he had when the blast occurred and the roll gets Bonus Dice equal to ⅕ of the blast radius. Captain Deity himself does not get a dodge roll and takes full damage from the blast.
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This week's blog is going to be short, because I've been busy this week. I posted a partial draft of the rules (mostly just the players/rules section) to the playtest group during the last week of January, and a couple of people have run some games using that draft. My goal was to get the full draft of the main rulebook finished and posted on Monday, but I got some other work that I'll get paid for much sooner come up towards the end of last week that cut into my writing time. I finally got everything finished up and posted at 3 a.m. Thursday morning (or about an hour before bedtime on Wednesday by my schedule).
This isn't the complete book, but the main rulebook is finished. The biggest section left to go are the game set-ups (which will hopefully get a fancier name) that will go at the end to provide players with examples of how you might use the system and enough basics to actually play the games. They're kind of much more detailed version of the sample campaigns in the Qik-Start Genre Guides at the end of QAGS 2E (and some of those campaign ideas will probably be expanded to game set-ups here). I wanted to have the first game set-up in this draft, but that didn't happen. I'm working on it now and will hopefully post it sometime next week. There will probably also be some more appendices: worksheets, dumb tables, that sort of thing.
For those of you who want to take a look at the game but aren't sure if you want to get involved in the playtest group, I've uploaded a copy to dropbox that you can check out. Feel free to share the link, but I ask that you follow the playtester guidelines at the beginning and refrain from re-posting the file publicly (I can do it because it's my game). If you want the character sheet, the sample games when I get them finished, and other goodies (including some character sheets, cheat sheets, and playtest reports others have posted), you'll have to bite the bullet and join the playtest group. Also, keep in mind that this is an unedited first draft. Except for whatever incidental editing other Hex people have done as they've read the draft and rewriting I've done as I've re-read sections, this is all straight from my brain to the keyboard and nobody's cleaned up my errors and bad habits (expect weasel words galore). That will come later once we make sure the core rules and concepts are solid.
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I know bitching about political correctness is popular these days (mostly with comedians whose relevance is quickly fading, as far as I can tell), but the PC movement is totally correct in the assertion that what we call things matters. The go-to modern example is the estate tax, which is basically an inheritance tax on the wealthy. In 2001, the estate tax was 55% and only applied to estates worth over $675,000. Somewhere around that time, Frank Luntz, who has George Carlin level linguistic insight but uses his powers for evil, came up with the idea of making sure that GOP lawmakers called it a "death tax" instead. Not everybody has an estate, so most people don't feel too bad about some rich dead guy's leftovers being taxed. Since everybody dies, changing the name made people feel like the tax could apply to them, even though most Amercians check out well below the exemption. Thanks to the widespread support for reducing the "death tax," the estate tax now only applies to estates worth over just under $5.5 million, and the tax rate is 40%.
What does this have to do with games? Well, words are the raw material that games are built from, so the words you use can greatly influence how players approach the game. I first noticed this when QAGS started getting reviews. I can't tell you how many reviewers seemed to like the game in general, but had reservations specifically because one of the stats is called "Yum Yums." Apparently some people believe it's important that you treat pretending to be a magical space elf with a pet unicorn with the proper dignity and gravitas. Lots of games have dumb stat names (Karma Points, anyone?), but they stop being dumb once you get used to them. The same thing happens with "Yum Yums," but since the phrase is so unapologetically dumb, it makes a bad first impression on people who forget that they're using it to help them pretend they're cyborg ninjas.
With Cinemechanix, the trait names are more traditional. Since the whole game uses TV series and movie analogies and examples, I've tried to use words with a "Hollywood" feel when possible. For example, the Cinemechanix equivalent of "Yum Yums" is "Acclaim," which (at least to me) brings to mind a bunch of well-dressed celebrities politely applauding at an awards show. I've changed most of the trait names dozens of times, usually for incredibly nitpicky reasons, and the current draft currently uses two trait names from QAGS, Gimmicks and Weaknesses, because those are the best words I could come up with that described what the traits needed to be.
The problem, as someone on the playtest group articulated last week, is that Gimmicks and Weaknesses in Cinemechanix aren't the same thing as Gimmicks and Weaknesses in QAGS. Since we can safely assume that a majority of Cinemechanix players will be QAGS players, that's a potential source of confusion. Using just one of them wouldn't be as much of a problem; lots of games uses similar words, and neither is unique to QAGS (Weakness, especially, is used in a bunch of RPGs). The problem is really the pairing. Since QAGS uses the same pair of words, QAGS players are going to expect them to mean more or less the same thing, especially if they know that I designed both games. So one or both of those traits will probably end up getting renamed between now and the final draft. It's just a matter of finding words that have the right meaning and flavor but don't have baggage.
It's been a long week, so I don't have the energy to come up with a snappy way to beg you for money.