Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The annoying gang of Juggalos are trying to dominate a/an/the mind-control laboratory in order to incriminate Marxists

A/An/The unknowable union of robots are trying to manufacture a/an/the hermetical drone in order to ravage The Lost City

A/An/The ancient army of teenagers are trying to unearth a/an/the mystical servant in order to annex ISIS

A/An/The self-righteous sisterhood of dope fiends are trying to build a/an/the astrological cyborg in order to sumon Jodie Foster

A/An/The unholy syndicate of furries are trying to design a/an/the arcane monitor in order to open a gateway to The Emperor Norton Society

A/An/The occult coterie of Gnostics are trying to harness the power of a/an/the paranormal artificial intelligence in order to banish The Disney Corporation

A/An/The dedicated confederation of apocalypse cultists are trying to discover a/an/the all-powerful meme in order to liberate Huey Lewis & The News

A/An/The hidden alliance of Hobomancers are trying to reconstruct a/an/the enlightened device in order to liberate The Soul of America

A/An/The alien circle of illuminated masters are trying to ressurrect a/an/the demonic domed pleasure palace in order to embolden The Mafia

A/An/The violent guild of Scientologists are trying to piece together a/an/the Babylonian drone in order to impress The Platonic Ideal of Cheese

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