Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The top-secret cabal of lumberjacks are trying to buy a/an/the theistic android in order to energize The International Space Station

A/An/The nihilist society of Discordians are trying to control a/an/the archaic oubliette in order to circumvent The Freemasons

A/An/The power-mad ring of Elvisomancers are trying to locate a/an/the primordial mech suit in order to sabotage Lady Gaga

A/An/The maniacal circle of jet-setters are trying to manufacture a/an/the world-ending engine in order to confound The League of Alphabetical Madmen

A/An/The Hell-bent council of cheerleaders are trying to reconstruct a/an/the world-ending energy construct in order to open a gateway to Illinois Nazis

A/An/The treacherous sorority of sex fiends are trying to construct a/an/the Goldbergian energy source in order to liberate Camelot

A/An/The dogmatic brotherhood of goths are trying to build a/an/the galactic rocket in order to suppress The Shave The Whales Foundation

A/An/The freakish organization of gnomes are trying to build a/an/the alchemical particle accelerator in order to exhort Mankind

A/An/The underappreciated army of prophets are trying to reconstruct a/an/the unearthly monitor in order to infuriate Skull & Bones

A/An/The dogmatic gang of villains are trying to reconstruct a/an/the intesteller device in order to exhort The Olympics

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