Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The nihilist council of international criminals are trying to construct a/an/the heretical artifact in order to draw upon the power of Pepsico

A/An/The apocalyptic coterie of Discordians are trying to manufacture a/an/the scientificaly implausible spaceship in order to eradicate Jesus

A/An/The corrupt ring of environmentalists are trying to reconstruct a/an/the astrological virtual reality device in order to outrage The Federal Reserve

A/An/The wealthy clan of robots are trying to build a/an/the thaumaturgic transformer in order to pique the interest of The Secret Masters of Fandom

A/An/The fanatical cult of Libertarians are trying to control a/an/the ancient artifact in order to dominate Hy-Brasil

A/An/The shady order of Amazons are trying to build a/an/the Egyptian microchip in order to quash Captains of Industry

A/An/The trippy gang of cheerleaders are trying to construct a/an/the astral cyborg in order to dominate John Malkovich

A/An/The wealthy clan of nyphomaniacs are trying to discover the secrets of a/an/the ghostly gadget in order to open a gateway to Ordo Temli Orientis

A/An/The honorable circle of warrior monks are trying to buy a/an/the antediluvian device in order to lay waste to CERN

A/An/The occult brotherhood of ancients are trying to ressurrect a/an/the discordian oubliette in order to outrage The Discordians

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