Random Conspiracy Generator

A/An/The apocalyptic guild of oddballs are trying to mentaly project a/an/the transcendental device in order to destroy The Vatican

A/An/The conspiratorial council of maniacs are trying to materialize a/an/the extraterrestrial super weapon in order to defeat Alpha Centauri

A/An/The maniacal cabal of druids are trying to construct a/an/the quantum super weapon in order to suppress The Men In Mauve

A/An/The fanatical order of apocalypse cultists are trying to steal a/an/the Norse portal in order to banish The Legion of Dynamic Discord

A/An/The profiteering alliance of fallen deities are trying to summon a/an/the celestial robot in order to impress Jay & Silent Bob

A/An/The malevolent fellowship of human/alien hybrids are trying to materialize a/an/the psychic engine in order to incriminate The Nation of Islam

A/An/The dark army of sorcerers are trying to construct a/an/the discordian cookie recipe in order to embolden Hipters

A/An/The shady coven of extradimensional beings are trying to dominate a/an/the Orgone thingamajig in order to enrage The FBI

A/An/The alien cabal of conspiracy theorists are trying to piece together a/an/the vampiric fortress in order to revitalize Huey Lewis & The News

A/An/The violent circle of Indigo Children are trying to ressurrect a/an/the irrational roadster in order to outmaneuver The Heritage Foundation

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